@jamiesitalianuk
jamies named his new restaurant after me... hooray!
jack (in car, about to leave for nursery): mummy, need little george
mum: no jack, we're late!
jack: neeeeed it mummy!
mum (sighing, running back into house to collect said 'little george' and returning in a fluster): jack, we're really late now, and you know mummy has issues with being late
jack: not wearing shoes mummy... flipflops!
misinterpretation at its finest x
meet my new friend frank... he comes from somewhere called 'the north' x
watch 'me and frank' on YouTube
grannie, thanks a million for the #balancebike you bought me but ive just figured out whats missing... normal bikes have PEDALS! x
#royalbaby thank goodness, the job of king would have been too much like hard work! this calls for a celebration! #betterretrain
... and have a picnic. needless to say, the kite flying was unsuccessful. apparently i wasnt very helpful, however i think it was more to do with the lack of wind, an essential part of kite-flying that seems to have passed mum and dad by.
phew what an eventful trip to #prioryfarm! not sure tho about the bloke grannie swapped grampie for while we were there!
dinner and a sleepover with mia. deciding on which side of the bed to take was predictably tricky but i settled on the right. dad says its easier just to do as you're told x
watch 'dinnertime chat' on YouTube
apparently this is what summer is all about. i wouldnt know... its never been this hot before x
skipping with mia... definitely got the hang of it.
watch 'skipper' on YouTube
watch 'skipper 2' on YouTube
no idea why mums had to start a sticker chart to get me in here... i love the bath! she thinks im being difficult but shes clearly not paying attention.
bad parenting or a great idea from mum for a shopping trip? ive got some entertainment and mum gets to browse without me shouting at her... brilliant!
i really think grannie and grampie need to upgrade the washing up bowl to a proper paddling pool. note to self... dont look so pleased with it next time!
#rucksack #dragonrucksack #holiday
mum: look what mummy got you from china
jack: bag on, jack go china!
mum: no jack, its FROM china, we're not going to china
jack: (running to front door with bag on) go china mummy! china now! jack want go china!
mum: well, you're going to have a long walk
jack: no walk mummy, plane!
and who said 2 year olds talk rubbish?!
yes, i DO need to have a shower instead of a bath and yes i DO need ALL of my toys with me. awkward? me? NEVER x